CCSI:CAT/CANINE CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATORS
“Oh my” Sugarplum Mary screams, “they kidnapped Santa! What are we going to do?”
“We have to call in the police and let them help us find Santa Claus!” Wunorse Openslae says.
“But you read what they say: Do not involve the police!” whines Bushy Evergreen.
“They always say that” replies Shinny Upatree, “it doesn’t mean anything. We need the police to figure this out! I will call NPPDCCSI (North Pole Police Department Cat/Canine Crime Scene Unit), they will find clues that will help us to get Santa back!”
Half an hour later Detective Schlau and Dr. Hinweis arrive. They put yellow ribbon around the room so no one can go in there anymore and they start looking for clues.
“Dr. Hinweis, look at this, I found some colored eggshells. Let’s get them to the laboratory and see if we can match them to something.”
"Yes, Detective Schlau. And look ovew hewe – I found a paw pwint. And it looks exactly like a wabbit footie…. I will telepowt to the laboratory immediately and check these things out myself."
“Hmmm, colored eggshells and a rabbit footprint. I think we should pay the Easter Bunny a visit!”
Off Detective Schlau goes, knocking on Easter Bunnies door. No answer. He knocks again. Nothing. Just when the detective is ready to knock down the door, it opens and a very tired and hung-over looking Easter Bunny dressed in a Santa Claus outfit appears.
“Are you the Easter Bunny and are those Santa Claus’ clothes?” Detective Schlau asks.
“Yes. And yes. But they are mine now” and the Easter Bunny yawns, “I won them in our poker game last night!”
“What do you mean ‘poker game’? Where is Santa Claus? What happened here last night?”
“Please don’t tell Mrs. Claus. She would not approve, that’s why Santa hasn’t told her. We meet once a month to play a little game of poker,” the Easter Bunny confesses, “and last night was our game night. Santa lost everything but would not stop so he bet his clothes. That’s why I have them, because he lost again!” “And then,” Detective Schlau inquires “what happened then? Where did he go? Where is he now?”
“How would I know” the Easter Bunny exclaims, “we all had way too much eggnog, Santa borrowed one of my outfits to wear on the way home, and he left. What’s going on? Why are you asking about Santa?”
“Santa Claus was kidnapped” Detective Schlau explains. “We are looking for clues to what exactly happened.”
At that moment Dr. Hinweis teleports back and looks at the Easter Bunny. "I just matched the eggshells we found at the scene of the cwime to samples of youw eggs that we have on file." “We also had found a paw print, Size 17” adds Detective Schlau. “May I ask: what size paw do you wear?”
“This is ridiculous” screams the Easter Bunny, “I was here all night, alone! Look around, there is no Santa here.”
They all start looking around when all of a sudden the Easter Bunny cries “My left hiking paw is missing! And some of my eggs are broken and most of the shells are gone! Someone is trying to implicate me in this crime! Whoever kidnapped Santa stole my hiking paw and my eggshells and left them at the scene of the crime!”
“O.K.”, Detective Schlau sighs. “Let’s start over. Who was at the game last night and could have stolen these things and taken Santa?”
“It was just the three of us, as usual” the Easter Bunny explains. “Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and me.”
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CAST Part II
Detective Schlau - Roscoe
Dr. Hinweis - Asta
Easter Bunny - Dragonheart
Bushy Evergreen - Miles
Shinny Upatree - Sanjee
Sugarplum Mary - Bonnie
Wunrose Openslae - China Cat
Cameo Apperance - Sassy
Executive Producer & Casting - Sassy Cat
Producers - Opus & Roscoe
Director/Casting - Ruis
Writer - Karl The Cat Realm
Graphic Design/Photography Part II - Asta, Karl From The Cat Realm, Opus & Roscoe & Ruis
Staff Repurrter for The Cat Blogosphere/Reviewer - Samatha
Reviewer - Tybalt